Some weird crap has been going on with my body lately.



The symptoms run the whole gamut from menstrual intestinal cramps to stool surges.



And I don't even want to think about it. >_<



Also, there have been some queer marks on my wrists and ankles, like bites that had been left over to congeal, but these had appeared overnight. Hyperactive bedbugs? You tell me.



My skin has also been rather easily prone to bruising, with random reddish patches appearing wherever I bump against something, and they feel sore for hours later.

Don't tell me it's puberty again 'cos I'm done with most of that already and the only things growing now are a few stray wisps upon my chin (which I shall probably have to trim to avoid looking like a bearded woman)


Seriously, some weird crap going on here.