When Eric "acquired" (more like filch, finger, hook, loot, pillage, purloin, rob, snitch, steal, swipe, take, thieve, but I digress) a loudspeaker from deity knows where and promtly commenced to do what he does best: annoy people.
And one of his victims was Michael the Beast, so called for his acerbic nature and his habit of dousing his sentences with enough expletives to blow up JB. And for randomly body-slamming people with inpunity.
Anyway, here it went:
Eric: (with loudspeaker) Micheal.
(Michael ignores him)
Eric: Michael. Michael!
(is still being ignored)
Eric: Michael !! Michael !!!
Su Yee: Turn it down Eric, you're getting too loud.
Eric: (without louspeaker) Micheal. Micheal!
(Michael still ignores him)
Eric: Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal! Micheal!! Micheal!!!
Michael: (exasperated) WHAT?!
Eric: (takes loudspeaker) FUCK YOU.
XD.
theunfallengazers
8 years ago