Tried Listerine again this morning. After three secs I couldn't take it any more and spat the vile stuff out. By all the non-existent deities, how do they expect anyone to gargle that for a whole half-minute? Feels worse than Clorox.
Hmm.Could be made from the same stuff.
Picked the wrong toothbrush again. Had it three whole secs in my mouth before I realised it was the one used to scrub the sink. Urrgh. We have four of these pinkish-purplish coloured mouth-scouring devices that are all jammed together with the rest of them in the cup and it was still dark so yeah, bummer.
Blerchh.
