The Man Who Can't Be Moved

Ços if you stare long enough, the resemblance to an Easter Island Moai Statue is UNCANNY. Wtflol.

Introducing the Great, the Magnifique, the Aweful-Inspiring

TEOH. EU. VIN.

("Ya lookin' at ME, punk?")



Told you I'd remember!

Easy peasy, wot.

Okay, so down to the nitty-gritty:

His name's Eu Vin, or EV for short.

Exceptionally bright, and shiny too, though the majority of his living quarters is where the sun don't. (Pull up some blinds already!)

Under lots of stress most times though he doesn't show it.

Very easy to poke, especially just after he wakes up =P

Intellectual zombie from outer space, sarcasm is his preferred line of offense

Not good with travel.

Lol, so there you have it. Happy birthday dude. Sorry couldn't get you a witty tee since almost everything in Sungei Wang is girls' fashion. Unless you don't mind a top that says

I'M WEARING MY BOYFRIEND'S SHIRT

(yeah, the whole thing's irrevocably PINK)

Atb in AUSMAT. GO for it!!