I can't get my eyeliner off!

I look like a cross between Jack Sparrow and Evanescence's Amy Lee...with glasses.

Our make-up artists must be deprived of canvases 'cos they slathered enough foundation to make our faces bleed. Afterwards everyone looked like they were wearing facial mud, it was so THICK. Siang came off worse, they put lipstick,eyeshadow and even fake eyelashes, he looked just like a transvestite chinese doll from hell.
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And, whenever anyone smiled there'd be crinkles where the laugh lines are and they'd stay there, courtesy of the ultra-dense make-up, so later everyone had chimp/coconut mouths.